The
Poetic Albia
There once was a Nornie named
Blue
Who was so dumb he didn’t know what
to do
With suicidal thoughts in his head:
“Run cliff edge!” he said
Now he’s bubbling in the West Sea.
It’s true!
***
My poor little
Norn named Dee
I seriously
thought she was a she!
She’d kiss all
the boys…
And play with
her toys…
Then I discovered
that she was a he!
***
One day in the
volcano I found
That my Nornie
named Jo was underground!
She said “Mommy
why?”
All I could
do was sigh
Soon Jojo was
.exp bound.
***
My Norns were
all happily playing
When suddenly
the Grendel came raving!
“Run Norn!”
mommy screamed
Yeah, like they’d
LISTEN TO ME
My stupid Norns
kept right on playing
But the ending
ain’t happy... uh oh!
Since my Nornies
had refused to go
The beast made
them sick
Half of ‘em
died in a tick
They just should
have listened, you know.
***
In pre-volcano
Albia I noticed
That the lemons,
they constantly floated!
But that doesn’t
compare
To C2 Norns
in the air
A phenomenon
quite often quoted.
***
In Creatures
1 Albia one day,
I was hit with
a look of dismay
When the cart
from the ocean
Took to its
notion
To roll through
the cellar and stay.
***
In the swamp
I met with an Ettin
A meeting I
have been regrettin’
For he picked
up a snail
And bit off
its tail
He likes escargot;
I’m bettin’
***
There once was a pumpkin pie.
A Norn tried to eat it. Poor guy!
For to his dismay,
The pie ran away!
Now my Norn is in therapy. Oh my!
***
There once was
a Nornie named Po
When he ran,
he would yell “Doh wah doh!”
He kept hitting
the walls
On the floor
he would fall
Moron’s a better
name for him, no?
***
One day a Norn
passed by the Shee
“This statue”
she said. “Frightens me!”
“I don’t understand!”
She said to
the hand
“Why my maker
would want me to flee!”
***
A Norn in the
desert was sleeping
And behind him,
a Grendel was creeping!
The Norn woke
with a start
Died of failure
of the heart
When he noticed
the Grendel there peeping!
***
Ooga Bazoo was
a Norny
She enjoyed
playing ball in the morny (?)
But she never
would eat
Or stay out
of the heat
So she died.
Now that one is corny!
***
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